I’m in Love With an E‐Girl

Well, it's 2:45 p.m. Wake up from snoring, open DMs Can of Red Bull by the bed Vape is charged and Snapchat's read What's popping? What's popping?

She's beauty, she's grace She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face Just a single message more Sends her rubbing up my Ethernet cord

I wanna be the guy, that you fall asleep on call with I'll make you forget every guy that came before me 'Cause I like you, and you like my attention Let's skip to the good bit, let's consummate our internet connection

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Mum took away my PS4 So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall I'm not aggressive, I just ooze masculine passion Did you know I've also got depression? I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention I thought, you could be the one to fix me?

I wanna be the girl that you fall asleep on call with Meanwhile, I'll find other people to talk with 'Cause you like me, and I think you're a maniac Let's skip to the good bit, let's completely block all contact

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Mum took away my PS4, I've said it so many times before How can I live on if I keep on collecting? These every little slights and insurrections Constant pain in every dimension My body weeps, disbelief heads suspension (I'm in love with a, with an e-girl)

I wanna be the guy that you find stalking your affection Your social media scoured, you seek police intervention 'Cause I base my ideals on obsessive media Maybe if I act like them, you'll respond to my DMs