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Ernie Had a Hernia

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On Absurd-Ditties

1993 · 14 tracks

01Absurd-Ditties0:45
02I'm a Telly Addict2:48
03Terry Talking2:35
04Ernie Had a Hernia3:18
05Toccata in Dm2:37
06My Wife's a Psychopath2:53
07Sod the Neighbours2:27
08Melancholy Margaret2:25
09Drooling Banjos3:54
10Alec's Gone2:59
11When You're Jimmy Saville3:08
12Caught Up the Reeperbahn!3:20
13Dez the Demon Decorator2:59
14Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)0:47