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Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

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On The Early Four Track Recordings

2006 · 16 tracks

01Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath3:23
02Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath1:42
03Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap3:30
04Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap2:09
05Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub3:18
06Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home2:38
07Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub0:58
08Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub2:23
09Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue2:19
10Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper and Reading Material While On The Toilet1:13
11Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub2:49
12Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was and Begins To Growl1:27
13Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself5:09
14Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree2:24
15Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom2:47
16Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom3:50