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I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man

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Useless Trinkets: B-Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased: 1996-2006
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I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man

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On Useless Trinkets: B-Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased: 1996-2006

2008 · 56 tracks

01Saturday Morning2:21
01Mr. E's Beautiful Remix3:55
01Novocaine for the Soul (Live From Hell)3:18
02Souljacker, Part I (alternate version)3:05
02Fucker2:17
02Eyes Down3:09
03Dog Faced Boy (alternate version)2:55
03My Beloved Monster (live, Tennessee)2:33
03My Beloved Monster3:12
04A Magic World2:28
04Jennifer Eccles3:20
04Dog's Life4:00
05Susan's Apartment3:29
05Not Ready Yet16:36
05Rotten World Blues2:45
06Manchester Girl (BBC Radio 1 version)3:21
06Souljacker, Part I5:00
06Can't Help Falling in Love2:08
07Christmas Is Going to the Dogs2:59
07Flower (BBC Radio 1 version)3:18
08My Beloved Mad Monster Party (BBC Radio 1 version)2:33
08Mighty Fine Blues3:26
09Eyes Down3:32
09Animal2:40
10Stepmother2:52
10Skywriting2:08
11Taking a Bath in Rust2:29
11Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas2:52
12Estranged Friends3:21
12Your Lucky Day in Hell3:58
13Altar Boy2:14
13Her2:48
14Novocaine for the Soul3:10
14Waltz of the Naked Clowns2:48
15If I Was Your Girlfriend (live)4:35
15I Like Birds (live)2:37
16Sad Foot Sign2:20
16Bad News2:57
17Funeral Parlor2:13
17Living Life2:50
18The Bright Side3:43
18Hospital Food (BBC)3:24
19Open the Door (BBC)3:05
19After the Operation1:55
20Jelly Dancers4:39
20Birdgirl on a Cell Phone3:08
21I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man3:37
21Vice President Fruitley2:17
22Mr. E's Beautiful Blues3:05
22My Beloved Monstrosity2:14
23Dark End of the Street (live)2:35
23I Want to Protect You3:10
24I Put a Spell on You (live)2:21
24The Cheater's Guide to Your Heart (live)2:40
25Saw a UFO4:37
25Useless Trinkets2:22