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But I Still Don't Like Asparagus

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Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit and other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing
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But I Still Don't Like Asparagus

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On Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit and other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing

1982 · 18 tracks

01I Lost My Pants4:31
02Mom Said, No, I Said, Why?1:51
03The Dinosaur Song2:07
04Reptile World2:58
05Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe2:19
06Inequality Makes the World Go Round1:51
07Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby3:28
08Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String1:42
09Nothing1:27
10I'm Late1:18
11I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me2:23
12I Love my Daddy2:33
13Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit1:35
14Go and Hush the Baby2:20
15Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate1:28
16I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte2:52
17Wet Again2:50
18But I Still Don't Like Asparagus2:02