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There's No Subsitute for a Cat

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Songs for Well Behaved Children
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There's No Subsitute for a Cat

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On Songs for Well Behaved Children

1979 · 25 tracks

01Its My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog3:21
02I am very Sad to say that Cindy Won't Be Out to Play2:27
03I Wanna Be a Dog1:20
04The Craster0:42
05The Bumblebee Song2:13
06The Warning0:31
07Don't Leave me in the House Alone2:00
08A Clock without a C1:11
09Ellen Grew a Beard1:06
10Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record2:02
11We Don't Have to Share4:04
12I'm Bored1:40
13I Didn't Mean To1:38
14The Accident0:47
15I Don't Wanna Go To School1:50
16Aunt Anna Came to our House2:40
17The Alfabet Song1:08
18Siamese Twins0:12
19I Can't Tie my Shoe2:14
20Poor Orville Thlapp0:19
21If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time1:41
22I Miss Grandma2:44
23First it Bit My Behind0:17
24I Love Your Eyes2:41
25There's No Subsitute for a Cat3:29