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There's No Substitute for a Cat

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Barry Louis Polisar
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Old Enough To Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar 2-CD set
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There's No Substitute for a Cat

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On Old Enough To Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar 2-CD set

2005 · 25 tracks

01When Suzie Sneezed2:40
02I Can't Tie My Shoe3:14
03I Used to Have a Sister3:16
04My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man0:49
05Reptile World2:16
06The Accident1:36
07The Witch2:36
08That's What Makes the World Go 'Round2:01
09The Warning0:59
10Don't Leave Me In The House Alone1:49
11The Dinosaur Song1:45
12Ellen Grew a Beard1:13
13The Town of Round2:24
14Me and You2:06
15I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?2:45
16A Bee Will Sting You0:38
17Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit1:11
18Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String1:17
19Everywhere You Go1:07
20Shut Up in the Library3:10
21The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn't Tell You)2:42
22Not So Good at Baseball1:58
23Poor Orville Thlapp0:35
24The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp0:32
25There's No Substitute for a Cat3:52