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But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me

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On Juggling Babies

1988 · 17 tracks

01Trouble...What Trouble?2:58
02Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You4:17
03Diaper Rash (A Monster song)2:55
04Why do I Love You2:04
05Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)3:55
06Symphony in Why sharp Major1:08
07But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me2:16
08What Do We Do with a Crying Baby?2:20
09A Sick Song2:17
10What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?2:50
11As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare)1:49
12I Can Do Anything2:01
13Doo-Doo is a Bad Word1:21
14Have a Little Smoke?2:28
15I Wanna Be Your Baby2:59
16Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss2:27
17Turkeys in the Straw0:27