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He eats Asparagus

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Barry Louis Polisar
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I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children
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He eats Asparagus

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On I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children

1975 · 19 tracks

01He eats Asparagus2:54
02I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur2:13
03I Don't Brush My Teeth3:33
04My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man2:36
05I Eat Kids1:50
06I Need you Like a Donut Needs a Hole1:52
07I Never Did Like You Anyhow1:41
08To Mommy1:32
09Shut up in the Library2:36
10I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom1:54
11I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night2:33
12Fred2:38
13I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean2:37
14Me and You2:17
15Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around1:10
16When Suzie Sneezed2:52
17My Friend Jake4:19
18Early Sunday Morning2:53
19Louder2:11