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Yeah, see, I know I can make a lot of money doing this, man It's just the whole process that, uh... That I'm having trouble with, you know what I mean? I know you just, pretty much, you know Get the water boiling and just, uh, get a jar or something like that Put it in the jar and just watch it you know bubble up and all that Shame on him! (What?) Lemme put my gloves on And my scrubs on I'm the chemist that's whippin' it in the kitchen This here is not for the children You need parental advision If you wanna learn how to cook in the dope business First you bargain shop Look for the priciest chickens I recommend that you pay Jorge a visit Got it wrapped in saran Seventeen-point-five, no, drop four-grand, this is L.A., man! Unless it be a drought But homie if it ain't, then it is somewhere else Flip your hustle down south That's a whole other story though Back to the lesson, hope you're takin' down your footnotes, class is in session Get your instruments Grab some baking soda, a triple beam, a beaker And a hanger you can stir it with Split nine Os four ways in that 36 Place it on the triple beam As hard as it may seem, it's not that tricky Say you'll get it baby, just bear with me Confidence before compliments Now let's get busy This is the procedure Two-hundred-fifty grams of coke, one-hundred-fifty grams of soda Place it in the beaker Your water should be boiling by then Grab a small cup and pour it in Twist the hanger until it's paper thin Place the hanger in the beaker then give your wrist a circular spin But hold on it gets tricky again! As your hand rotate You're probably thinkin' it's safe Until it starts to harden, slowing down the pace The muscle inside your arm is makin' your joints ache You're strugglin' on the job, but don't lose faith Wait... you got it back soft (Good) Now pour some hot water inside the beaker jar The work should rise to the top Then pour some cold water on that That's when the dope should drop Snatch the cookie out the jar, grab a razor from the cabinet Place it on the cardboard, then chop As soon as the razor hit the work, you're happy You're excited that the chemistry worked This the fiend's appetite This bigger than life You turned to Mr. Nino Brown in one night You should thank me twice Though you learned from a chemist who never moved a brick in his life How ironic... hmm Like most of you rappers Aw, I don't believe that, man You're too professional with it, man There's no way you've never done it before, you know what I mean? That was too descriptive